The New Testament: InsideHoops Myths and Legends

[Im Still Ballin]

Welcome to the new age.



1- The Ninja Operation:

A group of posters got together and organized a "Ninja" attack on a Kobe stan's rep. The guy had 4+ green bars, and after they all negged him at the same time, he ended up with around 3 red bars.

They organized everything in the Off the Court Lounge. Can anybody confirm this?

EDIT: It's been confirmed! Poster Jameerthefear brought forth the link. Here it is, enjoy! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=243039

EDIT #2: We got a survivor! Poster Legends66NBA7 was one of the victims of the attack. You can read his account of what happened on page 4 of this thread.


2- hotsizzle, did you get my PM?:

In one of the funniest threads you'll ever read on this site, the poster Heilige called out hotsizzle for not answering the pm's he had sent him. What really happened is that heilige had sent about 30 pm's on multiple topics, so hotsizzle, a man of peace and quiet... blocked him. Heilige actually used the sentence: "you misled me"

Read it, it's great! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9804

Information brought forth by poster Legends66NBA7.


3- Pick up the phone bit**:

A member of ISH actually acquired the phone number of another poster! So what did he do? He tried to call him to discuss some "basketball topics" that had been argued on the site, and when told to let the beef go... he replied with "i just want to talk".

Here's the thread: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=167242

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.



4- The Thread:

It was implied in some posts i read while lurking, that there is an ongoing thread only accessible to members who meet certain requirements. I don't know what you have to do, or what they discuss once they are in there, but it seems pretty interesting.

Anyone know what you have to do? And how to find the thread?


5- Silkk The Wanker:

The poster MisterAmazing brought forth this information. Supposedly, Sillkthechoker is rumored to have wanked/jer ked off in the underwear drawer of his friend's sister........

Anybody else can confirm this? Or link to the thread?

EDIT: Thread confirmed by MisterAmazing. Here it is: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=289666


6- Handsome man exposure:

The tale goes this way; an ISH member pretended to be a good looking guy with a very successful life for a long while. Of course, the ISH police found out about it when he posted a crib of his apartment... and it actually was a pic of the east river from Google. Lmao.

Information brought forth by poster Nathanjizzle. Any more info would be welcomed!

EDIT: Here's the thread. You can see his post in the page 2 and his exposure a little bit later.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...t=71764&page=2


7- We all wish bro:

Years ago, the poster DFish made a thread in which he posted a pic of Megan Fox sleeping on a couch. What's wrong with that? Well, thing is, he claimed HE had taken the pic personally at a "writer's party".

He ended up being exposed of course. ISH police don't play.

Here's the link: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=238892

Information brought forth by posters Fiasco and Jameerthefear.


8- Spare me this shame:

The legend goes as this: A poster on this site had a girlfriend whom he loved... and she cheated on him. In his moment of pain he wrote a heartfelt poem to her; he called it "In the spare of the moment."

Yes, that is how he spelled it, and it was the first phrase on the 4 main stanzas of the poem. The thread is pure humor, check it out! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46701

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.


9- Eagle fly free:

There is a curious tale of a ISH member who burned down a birdhouse. He and his friends took the thing and put in on fire, and the poster was later charged with arson by the police. The poster asked the ISH community how he could redeem himself... you can find the site's responses here: http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=184618

Information brought forth by poster Maniak.


10- Clippersfan86 the good guy:

Supposedly, Clippersfan86 was one of the most level-headed and respected posters on the site. Then something went wrong, and he posted some weird pics. He was banned... then he came back, but he wasn't the same again. And then he posted the hideous pics on that night(i was lurking) and was banned for good.

I really doubt this one but, does anybody remember him being a good poster?

EDIT: There is one poster here that reps the Clips confirming this. His name is Fiasco, his post is in the first page of this thread. It's only one person though, so i haven't really believed this story yet.


11- Pauk Lion Essay:

No introduction needed, read the legendary meltdown.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=291059


12- Alonzo the fraud

A few months ago, a fellow member asked the poster AlonzoGOAT a question, and he got an answer..... by another account. ISH got it's detective glasses on, and went on a witch hunt the likes of which we hadn't seen in years.

Only that it turned out it wasn't a witch hunt, the dude had 3 accounts and in every thread he made answered or propped himself up with his other accounts. I know. Pathetic.

TLDR: he posted naked pictures and the thread got erased so you guys can't see the total meltdown, but in the following link you can see a thread in which some posters discuss the topic and provide evidence. Enjoy!

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=311914


13- Theoo Inspirational Quote:

Theoo is a higher being walking among us mere humans. In this thread he decided to, like Prometheus, reach down and gift us with something that would better the whole human world. Only instead of giving something as occasionally destructive as fire... he blessed us with the most beautiful quote known to men. Experience this life changing quote:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=258376


14 - The Konex Curse

You don't want Konex praising your team, you don't want Konex liking your favorite player, you don't want Konex to know your name, period. Look for yourself at the weird shit that the user Konex has pulled off in this forum. This is very freakish stuff.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31614


15 - LeBron and Ben Wallace vs a Silverback Gorilla.

Simply hilarious. Some posters even state that they'd make the gorilla run, or that an armbar would be effective on it.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=226315

[Spaulding]

A lot of the thread links are not loading correctly for me. Get an ISH error.

Neat you put time into this nonetheless.

EDIT: not an original post. this makes me sad.

[Suguru101]

Did you really just copy/pasted my thread?

Wow. Talk about being a loser.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=309979

[Mr. Jabbar]

16- The Myths and Legends thread:

A thread with many links and none of them worked. ENJOY! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9804

[Mr. Jabbar]

Did you really just copy/pasted my thread?

Wow. Talk about being a loser.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=309979

[Suguru101]

A lot of the thread links are not loading correctly for me. Get an ISH error.

Neat you put time into this nonetheless.

........

[Spaulding]

Did you really just copy/pasted my thread?

Wow. Talk about being a loser.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=309979

Fml now I'm disappointed in OP lol

[Im Still Ballin]

Did you really just copy/pasted my thread?

Wow. Talk about being a loser.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=309979

This isn't about you bro

This is an InsideHoops monument

You have sided with the rebels

Those that wished to destroy this site and recruit all of its members

You've made your choice

[Suguru101]

This isn't about you bro

This is an InsideHoops monument

You have sided with the rebels

Those that wished to destroy this site and recruit all of its members

You've made your choice

Plagiarism can not be justified no matter what bullshit rationalizing your brain tries to come up with. I had the original idea while nobody gave a flying f*ck about the history of this place, and i went through the trouble of asking people on the site and recording all of their anecdotes.

Yet here you come with a copy paste and try to piggy back and claim credit.

You want to do something like this, go put in the work and do something new. Don't be a low life bitch.

[Im Still Ballin]

Plagiarism can not be justified no matter what bullshit rationalizing your brain tries to come up with. I had the original idea while nobody gave a flying f*ck about the history of this place, and i went through the trouble of asking people on the site and recording all of their anecdotes.

Yet here you come with a copy paste and try to piggy back and claim credit.

You want to do something like this, go put in the work and do something new. Don't be a low life bitch.

This is the internet

get over it

This thread is invalid anyways as Jeff just edited your thread

[Nick Young]

Plagiarism can not be justified no matter what bullshit rationalizing your brain tries to come up with. I had the original idea while nobody gave a flying f*ck about the history of this place, and i went through the trouble of asking people on the site and recording all of their anecdotes.

Yet here you come with a copy paste and try to piggy back and claim credit.

You want to do something like this, go put in the work and do something new. Don't be a low life bitch.

Jeff>You

[JtotheIzzo]

You forgot the most epic smack down in ISH history, one that lead to a permaban.

It happened latenight west coast time, so a lot of the people here were already asleep.

Basically it was when Primetime was the resident retard (some of you newer poster might not of seen this as he has cleaned his act up quite a bit) trolling threads and posting a whole bunch of crap (picture a more abrasive Nick Young with less interesting things to say and 30 fewer IQ points).

ANYWAYS...

a bunch of us were jawing in a thread and then Jabes threatened to expose him, Primetime called his 'bluff' and next thing you know after a bit of tit for tat, Jabes went and found out who he was, where he worked, his address, phone number, a picture of him a picture of his house and the value of it.

Then he posted it all in the thread.

[macmac]

This thread is missing the manatee porn director that got laughed off the site, and when Pete montreux admitted to attempting to drug and rape a girl, the dragon ball z guy posting a pic of his shitty basement and game consoles, amongst other things

[Im Still Ballin]

I guess we have to use this one now because Suruguru is banned forever most likely

I'll add those

[BasedTom]

Suguru was a good friend.