The Los Angeles Lakers only have 328,238,101,204,104,111,428 games on national television this season. It isn’t enough.
I propose that every single Lakers game be televised not just on both ESPN and TNT but also on CBS, NBC, Fox, ABC and whatever the WB is called these days, as well as on HBO, Cartoon Network, Lifetime, MTV, VH1 and every other main station. All at the same time.
/end sarcasm
