I don't care if it's been posted before. If I can brighten the day for just one person who's never read this before, it makes it all worth it. Seriously, I have tears streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard.
He's a fantastic story teller and an awful human being. This is classic ****.
Tuckers antics in the Embassy Suites lobby in Austin might be the funniest thing I've ever read.