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Old 01-25-2013, 07:09 PM   #1
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Default just checked Rotten Tomatoes for Movie 43

Movie 43 (2013)
TOMATOMETERAll CriticsTop Critics 6%
Average Rating: 2.2/10
Reviews Counted: 16
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 15
No consensus yet.
AUDIENCE 64% liked it

That might be as a big a swing from the professional critics and the audience as I've ever seen.

If you mashed-up the worst parts of the infamous Howard the Duck, Gigli, Ishtar and every other awful movie I've seen since I started reviewing professionally in 1981, it wouldn't begin to approach the sheer soul-sucking badness of [Movie 43].

A gaping wound on the side of cinema, a January release that's yearning to be hidden from audiences, the ugly stinking maw of a Hollywood system that thinks you're an idiot.

Painfully unfunny, inordinately stupid, and about as entertaining as a colonoscopy. If there's a worse film in 2013, I'll be very, very surprised.

The best advice we can give you is to stop reading this, go find something else to watch, and pretend Movie 43 never happened.
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