Phoenix Suns plan to hire a new Gorilla

The Phoenix Suns have a job opening, and landing it will be harder than actually making the team.

After all, the roster has room for 13 players. There is only one Suns Gorilla.

The responsibilities and qualifications are extensive: The ideal candidate needs to have a college degree and two years’ experience in a similar job, the ability to work with children and adults, some computer savvy and a level of fitness that goes well beyond what most people can achieve.

Broken legs, separated shoulders and pulled hamstrings? Threats, insults, even assaults? All part of the job.

— Reported by Michael Clancy of theĀ Arizona Republic

Author: Inside Hoops

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