Consider how Jerome James is better than LeBronPosted by Inside Hoops
Let’s count the ways that Jerome James is better than LeBron James:
1) Jerome is taller.
2) Jerome’s name would come first in an alphabetical order listing.
3) Being a Knick, Jerome has more local stores to choose from when buying NY Yankees hats than LeBron does.
4) Jerome is older, and older people are generally wiser than young people.
5) Jerome has five vowels in his name. LeBron only has four. Vowels are a good thing.
I’m sure there are more.