An reader named Matt once played high school basketball and was a true master at key fundamentals of the game; namely, jabbing an opponent in the gut with a swift punch, turning the ball over, and then tripping the player who caught the jab. Watch #33 and learn, people.

Now in his 20’s, Matt has gone on to accomplish great things in his short young tech/business-related career, but shockingly has still never been offered an NBA contract.

Here’s the video: