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Chuck Hayes Stan
Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Do you guys have any lines that you toss out regularly?
I play with this large group and we give eachother shit all the time. So trash is very common during our games.
My favorite is when I block someone I look down at my hands with an astonished look and say "These hands were not meant to create!"
Also after a block:
"Yo did you call the police. Cause the SWAT team just arrived."
"Confucius say: Shoot ball seven times. Get blocked eight."
"Hey I like your hair though."
After a nice board I yell "Chuck Hayes son!" in honor of my friend Chuck Hayes.
I don't talk much on the offensive end except when directing traffic for my teammates but if I do something nice it's usually ad lib.
You guys got any go to lines? Do you guys talk a lot or no?
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Stop, drop and roll... I'm on fire.
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The Magic are a trash
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
whenever i play ball and i get an iso at the top of the key
usually a defender will kind of roll into the paint
and i say something like
you better get in the paint cause this guy isn't staying infront of me
whenever i'm chasing someone down on the fastbreak i just yell
rundown lebron style
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Enter the Dragic
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
On a putback: "Call me the janitor cus I clean shit up!"
Or yell out "RODMAN!!!" on a board.
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Decent playground baller
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Somebody get a fire extinguisher, cause I'm on FIRE!
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still hyphy
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
do you guys really actually say things like this or are you just making it up? lol becuase a lot of these are lame as fcuk.
idk if i hit a jumper in someones face ill just say "hand down, man down" everytime someone shoots it ill yell "broke" that can really get in people heads. if i get a steal its "cookies" or "ripstick" or if someone gets blocked il just yell out "beat that shit up" but ill only talk if someone provokes me. actions speak louder than words
Last edited by 1manfastbreak; 06-09-2010 at 04:07 PM.
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I hit open 5-foot jumpshots with ease
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
I don't talk trash, but I hear people say "in your mouth" when they make a basket that was highly contested.
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Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
I piss them off with two simple lines " How Does my Ass taste?" & " I Did Your Momma last night with that ball"
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Chuck Hayes Stan
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If I make a shot over them: "Right in your eyeball!"
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My Shit Don't Stank.
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Cookies, in your eye, get the f*ck off(after a strong and1).
Occasionaly if someones playing D really tight, i'll taunt them with something simple like "You really wanna step to these handles?"
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Decent playground baller
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Depends, if I'm playing a season game I keep my trap shut. If I'm playing pick-up at the park or on training with my teammates I become a full-fledged Reggie Miller. I don't stop talking wether I'm on the court or on the bench.
What I say is nothing special though, the only thing that sticks out is when I'm hitting jumpshots "All Day Long". Other than that I just talk to someone, telling them they won't get open, they shouldn't drive cause I block them, they can't hit with my hand in their face, they can't stay in front of me, I'll hit the jumper no matter if they put a hand up or not shit like that. It's all in good spirit though, I mainly need the extra motivation to make sure I go just as hard in training as I do in games.
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Superbowl or Bust!
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
I'll just call you a bum or keep saying "You can't check me!"
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NBA rookie of the year
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When someone shot an airball everyone here say :
"Hey someone to close the door? It's too windy here" AHAH
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Decent playground baller
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.
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Enter the Dragic
Re: Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Originally Posted by the_chosen_1
You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.
RODMAN!!!!
Last edited by Swaggin916; 06-12-2010 at 11:58 AM.
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