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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by Bladers
This is what I mean. I don't want to do this whole confrontation bs again though.
So you're gonna stay content as the silent side d*ck of some carpet-munching dyke? At this point, looks like you're probably #7 on her harem totem pole, sandwiched in between Lesbians #6 and #8. She probably just keeps you around to make sure her d*ck handling skills don't get rusty in case down the line she decides the bush experiment is a failure.
Be a man, pray, then confront her.
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new based god
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Just ask yourself, what would jesus do?
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by DonDadda59
So you're gonna stay content as the silent side d*ck of some carpet-munching dyke? At this point, looks like you're probably #7 on her harem totem pole, sandwiched in between Lesbians #6 and #8. She probably just keeps you around to make sure her d*ck handling skills don't get rusty in case down the line she decides the bush experiment is a failure.
Be a man, pray, then confront her.
no, i want to get my lick in and then end it. seems like there's no other option really. man idk.
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Gawdbe GOATsol Nashty
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
I bet you enjoy dick, OP.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by Scholar
I bet you enjoy dick, OP.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm not your daddy. don't tell me what your daddy enjoys!
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Nosetradamus
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by Bladers
She updated her fb page to timeline and put that she was interested in "men" and "women"
lol she might be cheating on me with a gal.
haha wtf should i do?
imaginary sex before marriage? involved with an made up bi sexual? you are going straight to make believe hell Bladers.
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Dude buy a 6 pack, some olives and monopoly money and reproduce your own "requiem for a dream" dildo scene. What's the problem man? She has a great ass you said, well her asshole is getting eaten out right about now by some dyke with a tongue ring. Why you think she isn't responding to you as much? She likes her tongue better then your dick.
More fish in the sea, man the eff up you little baby. I guarantee you if you play your cards right you can pull a 3some. Hopefully your girl is sensitive towards your feeling and not cheating on you bc she thinks you suck in bed, then your shit outta luck homie!
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Dunktacular
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Use your beloved GOD to your advantage, get her and her friend around and use the old "The power of Christ compels you" line to get them both naked.
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#knickstape
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
so...get both of em together and say you want to watch, and knowing she'd also want a dick, u jump in
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NBA Legend
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Serves you right for being a religious zealot and a thief. Not that I believe you even had a gf to begin with.
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
the last thing i would have done in this situation is make a post of it.
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Knicks all da way
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by Big_Dogg
Use your beloved GOD to your advantage, get her and her friend around and use the old "The power of Christ compels you" line to get them both naked.
I came here for advice and this is what I get.
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Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
Originally Posted by Story Up
Dude buy a 6 pack, some olives and monopoly money and reproduce your own "requiem for a dream" dildo scene. What's the problem man? She has a great ass you said, well her asshole is getting eaten out right about now by some dyke with a tongue ring. Why you think she isn't responding to you as much? She likes her tongue better then your dick.
More fish in the sea, man the eff up you little baby. I guarantee you if you play your cards right you can pull a 3some. Hopefully your girl is sensitive towards your feeling and not cheating on you bc she thinks you suck in bed, then your shit outta luck homie!
Should I text her... "I wanna lick u clean?"
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Raz
Fan in the Stands (unregistered)
Re: My girls is a dyke! OMG!
I'm happy this happened to Bladers. Troll be trolled!
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