ISH Charity

[TheSilentKiller]

What did they boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

[Faptastrophe]

LamarOdom: Hey Fap, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Faptastrophe: Why?
LamarOdom: Cause everybody dies.

Did you tell me this exact joke because you know how I feel about death?

[TheSilentKiller]

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

[Faptastrophe]

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

[TheSilentKiller]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

[NotYetGreat]

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[TheSilentKiller]

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

[NotYetGreat]

Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life.

[TheSilentKiller]

A visibly exhausted man walks up to a bar and orders a strong drink. The bartender says to him "Long day?" to which the man replied "no, all days are 24 hours long", amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

[Faptastrophe]

What's green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?



































Colors.

[Faptastrophe]

Do some racist jokes but keep them tasteful....

[Faptastrophe]

[SourPatchKids]

Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life.

What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?

[SourPatchKids]

$105 now.

[Faptastrophe]

What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?


A major crack problem

Too soon?

I lit a candle at her grave today.



I saw this book about Whitney Houston today at walmart.....

It, it was dope. I cracked it open and I was hooked. It was so addicting I couldn't put it down, I had to finish reading it in the bathtub.