Always Keep your condoms in the car...

[shoops]

Haha Trojan made a few ads with the story, here's one of them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyekMx50PvU

[d.bball.guy]

Yeah old joke but still funny

[KingBeasley08]

got me

[Myth]

Super old joke, but still hilarious. Probably shouldn't have put the punchline in the thread title.

My thoughts exactly. Ruined the joke for me, and I'm pretty sure I would have enjoyed it.

[ZeN]

The irony is her family is conducting this test to see how decent and honorable you are, yet, they allow your fiancees younger sister to degrade herself in-front of you by asking her to remove her panties and throw them at you.

It's a joke you asshole.

[Myth]

The irony is her family is conducting this test to see how decent and honorable you are, yet, they allow your fiancees younger sister to degrade herself in-front of you by asking her to remove her panties and throw them at you.

Maybe the family just knew she was a little tramp and waited to see what he would do.

[rknine15]

LOL OLD story...... dont act like it happen to you

[Legend of Josh]

I would have failed on some epic mega i-|LL level; I only go raw-dawg. Any type of contracted parasite or genital boo-boo is virtually curable, and the beast (HIV) isn't even a big deal anymore. Hell, if Magic can not only survive, but thrive like a healthy stallion juggernaut, then maybe catching the bug isn't the asperity it seems to be.

[COLOR="White"](this is a joke BTW. We all know Magic never even had, or has HIV. It was a publicity stunt strictly for attention. He was madly jealous of the surging other "MJ" - and I don't mean Jackson, but of course, Jordan. Yes, Magic faked having the virus so he could once again be the center of attention. That and he wanted to pursue his business ventures as he was becoming bored with the game.)[/COLOR]

[DirkNowitzki41]

[ihoopallday]

My thoughts exactly. Ruined the joke for me, and I'm pretty sure I would have enjoyed it.

Yeah you guys are right. Sorry

[BuGzBuNNy]

Dang man, glad I heard this. Never know when its a test I guess, isht would've been awful

Ah, now i get it

[Beatlezz]

[chains5000]

My wonderful girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year now. Two months ago, I finally proposed to her. There's only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight miniskirts, and generally goes bra-less. Yesterday, "little" sister called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me we should make love just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.......

[dunksby]

This never gets old though, still funny