Craziest thing a girl ever done or said to u?

[Dictator]

Has your girl ever push your head? Like dome check you? These girls want you to catch a charge.

[D-FENS]

when i was in 3rd grade, i wanted a girl to like me so i gave her 2 dollars during recess. once recess was called in and we all lined up in the hallway to enter class, she walked up to me and slapped me in front of everyone and said "you cant buy my love"

Similar story here. When I was 9, I paid (a cream donut) the kid everyone hated (nickname: Fish face) to harass my "girlfriend" because I thought she liked another kid. The plan was for Fish face to shove her around and such, then for me to swoop in and knock the guy out (kayfabe). Shit must have looked so fake, this little 9 year old girl saw through it and gave me back my valentine's teddy bear the next day at school.

[D-FENS]

I recently had a girl try to prop a finger in the pooter while she was giving me brains. I put an end to that in a hurry.

Instinctively caught her arm like a blind folded Van Damme in Bloodsport.

That's next level. Next time, relax and roll with it. You'll discover what we already all know. [COLOR="White"]You a gay ass mother fucker[/COLOR]

[ace23]

Has your girl ever push your head? Like dome check you? These girls want you to catch a charge.

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