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    Barefoot Bandit enayes's Avatar
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    Default I wet the bed last night.

    So here's what happened: I was having a very vivid dream and in my dream I was urinating into a toilet. Well, my brain/body didn't know what was real so I ended up soaking the bed completely.

    Has this happened to anyone else before?

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    A diaper you should wear.

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by enayes
    So here's what happened: I was having a very vivid dream and in my dream I was urinating into a toilet. Well, my brain/body didn't know what was real so I ended up soaking the bed completely.

    Has this happened to anyone else before?

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Seriously? You've never had dreams like that before?

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    You're going through puberty.

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Prob the equivalent of your friends clowning you putting your fingers in water while you're sleeping

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    One night I felt something warm on my legs and I woke up only to see my really drunk brother smilling and pissing all over my sheets and bed. I kicked him in the stomach and he fell down pissing all over himself.


    The dangers of sharing the room with a brother

    To the OP, maybe in his drunk mind he was also pissing in the toilet

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by LBJ 23
    One night I felt something warm on my legs and I woke up only to see my really drunk brother smilling and pissing all over my sheets and bed. I kicked him in the stomach and he fell down pissing all over himself.


    The dangers of sharing the room with a brother

    To the OP, maybe in his drunk mind he was also pissing in the toilet

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Why on earth is this a thread on ISH?

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    I had a sexual dream, ejaculated.. 3 times already


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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
    I had a sexual dream, ejaculated.. 3 times already

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Sounds like an anxiety disorder.

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    Shitty genetics

    I have pee dreams all the time but my body isn't retarded and knows not to piss the bed

    I seriously look down upon people who piss the bed, or can't control their bowel movements in public. **** is wrong with you people?

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by enayes
    So here's what happened: I was having a very vivid dream and in my dream I was urinating into a toilet. Well, my brain/body didn't know what was real so I ended up soaking the bed completely.

    Has this happened to anyone else before?
    I don't have dreams so I don't have problems like that.
    Last edited by TripleA; 11-22-2015 at 07:06 PM.

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    Default Re: I wet the bed last night.

    Sounds like you forgot to piss before going to sleep and your prostates failing

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