I had a bizarre Tinder experience last night.

[Hawker]

Or experience with any women not directly related to him.

Soy tits sure does have a wild imagination.

Not like I respected a response from him. Needs to stop filling his time with making a response to every thread on here due to having nothing better to do. Or keep the comments to stuff he has an authority to talk about.

Been there in the virgin territory and that's how you get out.

[Hawker]

So people who work in corporate America don't screw around... gotcha

Screwing around and not contracting STDs.

I'm not even talking corporate america dude. I'm talking your engineers, doctors, vets, accountants, environmental scientists...professionals are more than just high level vice presidents and execs and their secretaries.

[AirBonner]

So people who work in corporate America don't screw around... gotcha

This metoo era kind of put an end to it. Too much risk

[rufuspaul]

This metoo era kind of put an end to it. Too much risk

So glad to be old and married. I'd hate to still be in the game now.

[Andrei89]

OP's story reminds me of some crazy shit that happened to me last year. I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/...a-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??

Christ a small copy pasta like this can make anybody bored at work laugh out loud.

My colleagues looking at me like I am retarded

[egokiller]

So last night I was swiping and matched with a 21 year old who ended up living basically half a mile from me, we sent messages for a few minutes and eventually exchanged numbers. We kept on texting and she mentioned how bored she was, and I asked her if she was down to come over and chill at my house, she quickly replied "yes" and was at my house within 10 minutes. I had some beers in the fridge, so we just chatted and got to know each other better, eventually she starts getting pretty buzzed and more comfortable around me, I'm thinking to myself "This is gonna be an easy hookup", and told her to follow me into my room. There we are chilling in my bed, thinking im about to score, im all touching her without resistance, rubbing her back etc and she drops a bombshell on me, she says she has chlamydia.

I play it cool, but im thinking to myself "WTF, why didn't she tell me this before we met". My mood at this point has changed, but I don't want to be rude and basically kick her out. We keep on talking, at this point she seems pretty drunk, and I kid you not a ****ing earthquake happened, my bed and other things in the room start shaking, nothing too crazy, but it's actually the strongest earthquake I've felt since living in the Bay Area. Anyways, I'm getting tired since I was work at 6 am and it's almost 11, I basically say I have to go to sleep now and she basically throws herself at me, saying that she wants to **** me and what not, she starts grinding on me and starts moaning.

At this point I'm like "Wtf, we can't do that", and she says its OK, to just use a condom, I had one but no way was I taking that risk. I deny her advances which she later revealed made her want me even more, it took me like 20 minutes for me to convince her to go home, she would just lay in my bed looking at me when I told her to leave, she kept questioning why I didn't want to have sex with her, etc etc. She eventually leaves to my delight and slept right afterwards. I got a text from her this afternoon basically apologizing to me for last night and how she feels embarrassed. I basically told her "It's Ok, don't sweat it", but no way am I seeing that girl again. Be careful out there guys, it's a jungle out there.

Link to earthquake.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/...a-14528192.php

Those who live in the Bay, who felt it??

If only you were hip to the great teachings of Eazy-E, you would have been well versed in how to handle this situation. Eazy says:

And then I get the
Other pu55y put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Yeah that's the ticket, I'll do it like that
So I told the hoes to take a big step back.

Tell her to comeback when she’s cleared up. By not being rude about it and putting that pu55y on ice, you could have had a nice skeezer down the road.

Assuming this is not a copy/paste.