Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

[Patrick Chewing]

again, not what I was expecting when your superior officer informed you you have been demoted.

we understand your frustration regarding the demotion being too lenient on your behalf, the board will review your request, and ensure your sentencing is facing a double

We speak English in this country.

[Lakers Legend#32]

We speak English in this country.

Not for long.

[GimmeThat]

We speak English in this country.

we use our brain in this world. what use is speaking English, when you are clearly blind, my little b*tch boy Chewing.

you do understand when people read the news and see someone gets stabbed or have their eyes just completely popped out of their socket, the rest of us just say "damn, that person pulled a Patrick Poopsie".

[GimmeThat]

Not for long.

are you're saying Will Smith the Oscar Winner is getting banned by the Oscar because he spoke fluent English, or that he can't speak it

[diamenz]

has to be a jasper alt.

[Patrick Chewing]

has to be a jasper alt.

Of course it is. You see, these people suck at the art of deception. Jasper is notorious for not starting his sentences with a capital letter. And we see the same thing here. And of course the whole "Poopsie" schtick.



The only one that tries hard to deceive is RRR3. But he was caught a few months back by me cause he was using similar phrases under his RRR3 and OffTheCourt handles. He does a better job under his Axe handle though. And that's obviously him since RRR3 no longer posts in the OTC or the Politics forum. He has his Axe account for that.

[GimmeThat]

Of course it is. You see, these people suck at the art of deception.

not sure how you can say people who suck at the art of deception are also each other's alt. it'd be like saying Tom Brady is a professional basketball player.

[bladefd]

He's a far sight brighter than you, sorry to break that to you. I'm not trying to insult you, it just is what it is.

You are one of the largest unquestioning consumers of fake news on this board, so you're not exactly a bastion of honest and careful thought.

Unfortunately, the bombardment of fake news since the rise of internet news / clickbait culture has infected his brain to the point that he can't see, in this instance, a truth that is as obvious as day.

He's almost made it to the opposite side of the coin that you are on. Not quite there, but he's getting close.

I do think of you as an idiot too, but I don't block every idiot. At least you are not as big of an idiot to think this will smith punch was fake. If I were to go by your posting history however, I would expect you to think it was a fake punch.

[ArbitraryWater]

I do think of you as an idiot too, but I don't block every idiot. At least you are not as big of an idiot to think this will smith punch was fake. If I were to go by your posting history however, I would expect you to think it was a fake punch.

why?

[bladefd]

why?

Because that is what I have come to expect from him.

Me : The Earth is round.
Shogon: No you stupid retard. The Earth is oval.


Me: Ah man, Trump was a terrible president, huh?
Shogon: You dumbass, Biden is a terrible president.

He is almost like a contrarian. Even if you don't disagree with him, he finds a way to turn something into a disagreement.

(we didn't argue those things, but it's an example)

[GimmeThat]

Because that is what I have come to expect from him.

Me : The Earth is round.
Shogon: No you stupid retard. The Earth is oval.


Me: Ah man, Trump was a terrible president, huh?
Shogon: You dumbass, Biden is a terrible president.

He is almost like a contrarian. Even if you don't disagree with him, he finds a way to turn something into a disagreement.

(we didn't argue those things, but it's an example)

it's one of those examples where the victim just says "I'm being treated differently, due to racism." then when you prove the victim wrong with facts, he goes "no, you only spent that amount of energy and time to prove you're not racist, because you are in FACT racist."

his mother probably gave birth to him thinking "you're being born because this world owe us life." instead of "I'd like to bring life into this world, because more joy could be spread."

[Shogon]

Me : The Earth is round.
Shogon: No you stupid retard. The Earth is oval.

It isn't round. The Earth is an oval. Well, technically it's an ellipsoid. But yeah, the shape is constantly changing and it is not round.

[GimmeThat]

so far this thread has been about how much we hate owing other people money

[Off the Court]

It isn't round. The Earth is an oval. Well, technically it's an ellipsoid. But yeah, the shape is constantly changing and it is not round.

Both ovals and ellipsoids are round

[FultzNationRISE]

It isn't round. The Earth is an oval. Well, technically it's an ellipsoid. But yeah, the shape is constantly changing and it is not round.

Well, at least you two can agree that after all-time low viewership last year, Hollywood nice guy Will Smith spontaneously interrupted an Oscar ceremony last week to assault his good friend on television bc he was really mad at a joke.

It’s something I, in my naive and simplistic mind would be foolish enough to find fishy, but you two have the supernal wisdom and reliability of experience to realize there IS no possibility it was premeditated, because simply... reasons.

Come to think of it, you two seem to share a keen insight into all the alts I have.

I guess when you and blade are on the same page, no truth is beyond your reach.

Cheers