Our high school coach don't even know how to play basketball

[jstern]

How long have you had this high school coach? And how many different coaches have you had over the years? I know you love playing basketball, but would you say the reason you haven't graduated after 22 years is because you've been purposefully getting left back just to stay eligible for the team?

And as the years continue to pass and your athleticism diminishes, and you can't depend on just your basketball skills to continue making the high school team, will you then not purposefully fail your classes and finally graduate?

Also, do you have your high school career stats, for all 26 seasons? Because we've never had, for example, a 28 year old, 14 year high school basketball veteran, which is tremendous experience, while still being in your physical prime. How do your stats at ate 28 compares to age 17. And how do your stats at age 40 compares to age 30. With your skills and experience, I think you can keep playing at the Philippines high school level into your 50s.

[Overdrive]

It's funny you guys still fall for this charade. Dude pretty much gave away that this is a shtick.

[Gudo]

How long have you had this high school coach? And how many different coaches have you had over the years? I know you love playing basketball, but would you say the reason you haven't graduated after 22 years is because you've been purposefully getting left back just to stay eligible for the team?

And as the years continue to pass and your athleticism diminishes, and you can't depend on just your basketball skills to continue making the high school team, will you then not purposefully fail your classes and finally graduate?

Also, do you have your high school career stats, for all 26 seasons? Because we've never had, for example, a 28 year old, 14 year high school basketball veteran, which is tremendous experience, while still being in your physical prime. How do your stats at ate 28 compares to age 17. And how do your stats at age 40 compares to age 30. With your skills and experience, I think you can keep playing at the Philippines high school level into your 50s.

[jstern]

I'm just fascinated by Lebron23. Think about it, there are probably teachers at that high school who are 25 years old or younger, which means Lebron23 has been playing for their school since before they were even born. Their parents probably went to high school with Lebron23, and now they're teaching him in the same school. Some of these high school teachers probably also went to high school with Lebron23.

If Lebron23 can stay in shape and keep playing into his 50s, he might end up also going to high school with the grandkids of his original high school classmates.

[Snow]

I won the finals mvp and mythical first team.

OP just might be an Avenger

[Full Court]

The high school coach probably just didn't want a mentally weak bitch on his team.

And it was a good call.