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Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
Something a bit different. Pretty ****ing funny
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NBA Superstar
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
I dunno bout that.
But I got some real standup material, if I can get a professional recording crowd-funded it's totally game on.
Any sponsors out there, HIT ME UP.
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NBA lottery pick
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...
"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"
"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"
"RRR3 walks into a library"
With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."
But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.
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Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by starface
I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...
"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"
"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"
"RRR3 walks into a library"
With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."
But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.
Theres a lot of promise here.
PMed for the ticket.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by starface
I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...
"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"
"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"
"RRR3 walks into a library"
With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."
But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.
Sounds promising unironically
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by starface
I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...
"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"
"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"
"RRR3 walks into a library"
With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."
But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.
This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.
And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.
All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?
Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke. Maybe it's Hot Pockets related. Maybe he and Axe brought a microwave and had Hot Pockets at the library. Causing people to shake their heads' no, while thinking that RRR3 and Axe are both a lost cause. But then again, how does the lost library card factor into all of it?
The possibilities are endless.
Last edited by jstern; 07-11-2025 at 11:32 PM.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by jstern
This is a pretty good post, in the sense that it stimulates your imagination. Particularly, the RRR3 walks into a library setup, followed by just the ending. There's no in between, so your mind kind of fills in the blank of what could've happened after RRR3 walked in, and what crazy thing went down for RRR3 to be compared to a lost library card.
And the fact that RRR3 works at the library gives it a very strong, solid feel.
All the possibilities. Perhaps RRR3 came across a tranny at the library and went nuts over it, with starface thinking that there's no hope for RRR3 and he's a lost cause. But then, how does that relate to a lost library card?
Or maybe RRR3 did something beta, or something happened to make him go full woke.
The possibilities are endless.
RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by warriorfan
RRR3 encounters a homeless tranny watching porn and instead of asking him to leave and be transphobic he asks him out on a date
That's a perfectly legit possibility, in the name of not coming across in the slightest as being transphobic. Just like RRR3 would let them give him the grease as to not offend.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.
Fonz or anyone else have that bit?
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Local High School Star
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by starface
I have a 5 minute stand up routine on just RRR3 alone. I won't give material away here, but they include...
"RRR3 knock, knock jokes"
"Why did RRR3 cross the road?"
"RRR3 walks into a library"
With the punchline, "The dude isn't just a lost cause, he's a lost library card."
But not gonna give away the set here, boyz, you'd have to buy a ticket for that.
and the bartender says “you’re not having a heart attack Patrick, that’s your tit hanging in the ashtray”
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
If FultzNationRISE has a 5 minute routine on RRR3, then that means he must have material on other posters, such as highwhey, RMWG, maybe even The Man. On top of that, he's an actor and thus can probably do many types of accent. (El Hombre walks into a bar... then starts speaking in a thick Mexican accent.) I wonder what his highwhey sounds like.
Imagine his material on LeBron James.
 Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.
Fonz or anyone else have that bit?
Something like this is what I'm imagining with FultzNationRISE.
Last edited by jstern; 07-14-2025 at 08:13 PM.
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Data Pagan
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
This reminds me of MrFonzworth posting some comic from the early 00s who just shouted and insulted his crowd. Another alternative way of doing comedy.
Fonz or anyone else have that bit?
I love anti-comedy. I shared a variety of it with Kenneth back then. It sounds like this might be the video you're thinking about:
As for the OP, it's a classic. It's always been Heidecker's brand, but I think you would like World Peace more. Other side of the spectrum and all that.
You probably already know those guys though
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Data Pagan
Re: Tim Heidecker Alternative Stand-Up Set
 Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
Appreciate it. That was ****ing hilarious  Only a jew could get away with that stuff
It seemed like that guy so I found this
which is what I think you linked. YouTube also showed me the video as seen before.
MDE I know although I have no real recollection of anyone outside of Hyde. What the **** was that set  Was that intentional anti-comedy? I think bro was just unprepared/a beginner.
I forgot that Holtzman clip existed He's always been the man.
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