Breaking news - NEW SPECIES OF HUMAN!

[CavaliersFTW]

Jordan was the lebron of his time. Not in the sense of how they approach the game, but in the sense of their physical abilities. People marvel at brons physical attributes as they should because he is a freak of nature, for this time.

Jordan, was the freak of nature for his time. No other players had his speed or strength or athletic ability. Fast forward to todays times, and many players are built physically just like Jordan.

Its called human evolution. He'd still be great but the one advantage he had over his 80s and 90s peers, wouldn't be as evident today.

[jb220]

It's fact, what Wilt did in his day is impressive but nowadays every team has a Wilt.

[FindingTim]

lol wtf
that's all i got

[dunksby]

lol wtf
that's all i got

It's called human evolution, you could be MJ if you had a time machine to travel to the 80s.

[CavaliersFTW]

It's called human evolution, you could be MJ if you had a time machine to travel to the 80s.

long ass time ago you never kno what kinda shit u gonna run into back then, stegosaurus? woolly rhinocerous? - who knos at this point it was so long ago its impossible to tell, they hd poor nutrition too. I wouldn't wanna live back then

[bmulls]

Evolution is the wrong word, it's advances in nutrition, training and medicine.

[Fiasco]

When I read 'new species' I was thinking more along these lines:

[CavaliersFTW]

When I read 'new species' I was thinking more along these lines:

Aren't you butt-buddies with Blake?

[DonDadda59]

New research suggests that Homo Jordanicus was actually the missing link between Homo Sapien and Homo Modernnbaathletenesis, a sort of transitional species between the fragile, small, unathletic sapiens and hyper athletic, giant, zone-playing modernnbaathetenesis.

The lead researcher tells me that Jordanicus had some of that hyper athletic genome but not to the degree of say an Eric Gordon or other modern hyper athletic hominids.

[SacJB Shady]

However you slice it, Jordan could embarrass anyone of todays NBA. Jordan embarrassed Shaq, Lebron wouldn't stand a chance against Mike.

[Mr. Jabbar]

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[Fiasco]

Aren't you butt-buddies with Blake?

I wish.

[Shade8780]

[Scholar]

[La Frescobaldi]

Originally Posted by The Iron Fist
Jordan was the lebron of his time. Not in the sense of how they approach the game, but in the sense of their physical abilities. People marvel at brons physical attributes as they should because he is a freak of nature, for this time.

[COLOR="Red"]Jordan, was the freak of nature for his time. No other players had his speed or strength or athletic ability. Fast forward to todays times, and many players are built physically just like Jordan.

Its called human evolution. He'd still be great but the one advantage he had over his 80s and 90s peers, wouldn't be as evident today.
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{yo cavs.... your post is freaking hilarious....}
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This is spectacular news!!

Clearly, people have leapfrogged 2 million years ahead and evolved into super-humans in a single generation!!!!

Fortunately for the world, that brilliant scientist, The Iron Fist, has articulated this for us - he's utterly destroyed the obsolete Darwin's Theory and already formulated the theory to explain this unprecedented event!!

Fortunately for all of us, he's published his Fistian Theory of Mike-o-Lution in elegantly simple terms, that anyone can understand. Now his work is published for the first time in the world's most scholarly scientific journal... ISH!!!

Cavs, I salute your ancillary work; you've done a fine job creating this updated chart showing IronFist's radical breakthrough in human knowledge.

But now, we must all move forward to the much more difficult task that lies before us ~ educating the masses about this new Scientific Discovery....

We mustn't forget to point out how the discoverer of this new theory has joined the ranks of Newton, Galileo, Bach and Einstein!!

I propose a new symbol for the college professors who will be teaching the new science. This cap is an appropriate symbol of our new-found knowledge: