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    Default Jerking off before a pick up game?

    We all know boxers/fighters are celibate before their fights to keep testosterone high. And body builders dont do it before working out. Are you guys aware of this tactic? Would you give up jerking off for a day to play well at a pick up game?

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    I only jerk off like twice a week. Giving it up for a day isn't a big deal.

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    Yeah I don't jerk before I hoop. You'll be more aggressive if you don't jerk. Plus you never know when you get into it with someone.

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    That's like my pregame ritual. I jerk off in the middle of the court, and rub my sperm on the top of the key on each court. Brings me nothing but good luck.

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    That's a big no, no.

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    its my pre sex ritual........

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    what a thread! Btw. if I recall correctly I've read that it's a myth and not true, that jerking off has negative effects on your performance. But maybe you shouldn't do it 5 minutes before the game because you could get a bit sleepy for a moment

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    What the fukk

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2swift4u
    what a thread! Btw. if I recall correctly I've read that it's a myth and not true, that jerking off has negative effects on your performance. But maybe you shouldn't do it 5 minutes before the game because you could get a bit sleepy for a moment
    This

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    brb gonna test

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    Wilt Chamberlain jerked off in the locker room the night he scored 100 points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Wilt Chamberlain banged an innumerable amount of women in the locker room the night he scored 100 points.
    Fixed

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    I think it could help... probably play with a cooler head and just be focused on the logistics rather than the competition.

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    I tried this the other week. I felt lazy and weak but I didn't sleep the night before either and we hoop at 8am so that might have something to do with it.

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    Default Re: Jerking off before a pick up game?

    Don't surgeons jerk off when they are stressed before a surgery?

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