Sex is the most overrated thing ever

[coin24]

This seriously sounds like the story of someone who's dreamed a million times of getting a bj, but never actually got one lmao

He means he tightened up his sports bra and punished the flesh light

[Jasper]

Today I finally lost my virginity and it has to be the most underwhelming experience I have ever had

Blowjobs don't feel like anything for starters

Sex itself is annoying due to the effort I have to go through to put it in the f*cking hole and my dick kept on falling out every 2 seconds

Even without the condom it didn't feel that amazing, maybe it was because I just wasn't that attracted to the girl I was f*cking but I felt like I could have lasted forever. She was surprised that this was the first time I had sex because I lasted almost half an hour and could have gone longer if she didn't give me a handjob at the end

Handjob felt amazing that's the only positive I can take away

Jerking off > sex and it's not even close imo

[Jasper]

If this is a real post (which I assume it isn't) the first experience is usually underwhelming and forgettable. The only reason I remember my first time was because I was 17, in high school and I was messing around with my friends 22 year old sister who was a junior in college. I left her disappointed several times in the beginning, but worked up stamina as we did it more and more and she was super patient.

Anyway...you don't start usually having memorable sex until you're in your mid to late 20s IMO usually. Especially if you're having an affair with a independent woman who has a husband that doesn't satisfy her who is a dick. All she wants is for you to take control of her and make her do what you want.

Also if you watch porn a lot it definitely de-sensitizes you to sexual activity. Because you're mentally expecting this porn-video experience and it's anything but that usually. Although the affair with the wife thing definitely can be one.

first time for me , I did not want it to stop for the rest of my life.... I had a well controlled babe in Chicago

[TheMan]

Hmm, looks like you're a raging homosexual like everyone here says about you.

Well, he did admit to enjoying being pegged so...

OP is a fakkit...literally

[Manny98]

Well, he did admit to enjoying being pegged so...

OP is a fakkit...literally

I wasn't actually being serious when I said that

[Manny98]

Ok let me rephrase Jerking off > Sex with a woman who you are not attracted to

[Norcaliblunt]

Busting a nut is overrated. ****ing ain’t. Probably best workout you can get.

[Axe]

I wasn't actually being serious when I said that

False

[Manny98]

Update just hooked up with a older women on Tinder

Notes

Blowjobs still don't feel good, the first one felt like nothing, this one was borderline painful

She had a nice ass, way better than the first girl

I lasted 20+ minutes and gave her a massive facial

She said I was a great kisser and both women I have had sex with didn't believe I was a virgin

Next im trying to date someone rather than just quick hookups

[FultzNationRISE]

Update just hooked up with a older women on Tinder

Notes

Blowjobs still don't feel good, the first one felt like nothing, this one was borderline painful

She had a nice ass, way better than the first girl

I lasted 20+ minutes and gave her a massive facial

She said I was a great kisser and both women I have had sex with didn't believe I was a virgin

Next im trying to date someone rather than just quick hookups

PM me

[Spurs m8]

Jeez, rough going with the blowies

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, teenage chicks weren't great at them.

Wait til you hit some chicks in their late 20s or early 30s...you'll be left with no choice but to enjoy it

[LeCola]

Jeez, rough going with the blowies

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, teenage chicks weren't great at them.

Wait til you hit some chicks in their late 20s or early 30s...you'll be left with no choice but to enjoy it

What about grannies?

50+ years BJ experience + no teeth

[Rolando]

Find a girl that you are attracted to and fall in love.

You are doing everything wrong. There's got to be something real behind all this. There's got to be desire. There's got to be passion. You have to put yourself out there, expose yourself and your heart. There's got to be risk.

You want to begin everything with simple eye-contact. Non-verbal, instantaneous.....When you enter a room, look around you. Who's looking back? Identify the one who's checking you out.....Of course don't be obvious. Girls are experts at this and you have to be an expert too. Look without looking. But, there's going to be somone......there always is, unless you are a total loser, which you probably aren't.

Anyway, change your whole mindset. This is real life, not some porn clip on the net. Hooking up with strangers and having sex immediately is actually quite weird....Of course these experiences will not be satifying. Go Old School. Create romance. Listen you your heart and your gut. Let that guide you. You want to find someone who you can't get out of your head.....someone who makes you nauseous.

[Spurs m8]

What about grannies?

50+ years BJ experience + no teeth

Ask me in 40 years lol

In theory, it'll be a wild ride

[LeCola]

Ask me in 40 years lol

In theory, it'll be a wild ride

I hope you will still able to get it up and experience that