Who wants to play me in Chess?

[Patrick Chewing]

Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.

[diamenz]

On the Chess.com app.

Add me: LordDavidius

lol what a f@g.

[MrFonzworth]

Uhh any takers? I'm waiting for a challenge.

I sent you a challenge dork

[Patrick Chewing]

lol what a f@g.

You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.

[highwhey]

Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)

agreed

[highwhey]

lol what a f@g.

hard agree

[Patrick Chewing]

Highweight confuses chess pieces for food.

[Axe]

Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)

[diamenz]

You're a f@g if you definitely don't challenge me in Chess right now.

i don't play chess. i'm on some next level shit - you want to try your hand with me in a game of checkers, mother*ucker?

kick your sorry ass in some connect four while i'm at it.

[jstern]

Pretty astounding how you're willing to play Fat (his elo is same as his weight) but you have been ducking me for years, despite getting your entire schtick from me. (You only had anime profile pictures until you saw my Spassky pfp. You 100% copied me.)

I said that I would like to play Patrick Chewing, I didn't say I was going to. Like I said before, I promised never to play chess again. Not after somebody drowned because I was busy playing. (Then the 911 operator wanted me to give him mouth to mouth, I didn't want to, it was a whole mess.)

I got the Capablanca avatar because it was the middle of the Capablanca saga on Agadnator's, though I'm not a big fan of that channel. And then you got a Hikaru avatar.

[Full Court]

I see the stink weasel, AKA Axe, AKA Bitch Tits, came in here to throw a bitch fit.

Imagine being fat, autistic, dumb, AND stinky.

[Patrick Chewing]

So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!

[highwhey]

So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!

as expected

[Axe]

So Fonzy beat me yesterday. I made some dumb moves.

Anyone else want to play? Hit me up!!!

@TheMan

[Patrick Chewing]

as expected

Do you even know how to play, fat boy??