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    Question Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    This happens to me from time to time especially if Iím going full beast mode so I can finish quicker. One time, I was giving it to this girl from behind and thatís not usually the way I finish, but she was adamant she wanted to stay in that position, so I just started thrusting away like a maniac and didnít feel anything until seconds after I came. The headache hit me like a truck and I blacked out for a few seconds and my head fell right into her ass. It was scary.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    It only happens to homosexuals.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by SATAN View Post
    It only happens to homosexuals.
    Then it happens a lot to you.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by SATAN View Post
    It only happens to homosexuals.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    this feels like a copypasta but no

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater View Post
    this feels like a copypasta but no
    A what? True story, bro. They’re called Exertion headaches. Painful as ****. Ruins the whole feeling of the orgasm.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Hasn't happened to me.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    if you have an exceptionally large p3nis, the sudden rush of blood back to the brain as your erection subsides could be the cause. that of course combined with the other extreme of loss of blood from the brain that occurs during the time you have the erection during sex.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Like diamenz said. As everybody knows, I've been racially profiled because of my massive unit, so I can relate to getting a bad headache after a sudden rush of blood goes back into the rest of my body, which includes my head. So that's probably the reason as to why Patrick Chewing gets these headaches.

    The only thing that I've found to work is gulping down a large amount of water before completing.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    This happens to me from time to time especially if I’m going full beast mode so I can finish quicker. One time, I was giving it to this girl from behind and that’s not usually the way I finish, but she was adamant she wanted to stay in that position, so I just started thrusting away like a maniac and didn’t feel anything until seconds after I came. The headache hit me like a truck and I blacked out for a few seconds and my head fell right into her ass. It was scary.


    Nobody believes Poopsie.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Dicc pills, poor cardiovascular health or both.

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    A thunder headache? Like a brain freeze that happens right after a orgasm that doesn’t go away like a brain freeze.



    That happens when you haven’t orgasm in a long time, having too many orgasms within a short time, or u are going too hard during sex (the rarest way)


    Prolly one of the 1st two. Or if that ain’t it idk

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    Default Re: Does anyone else get a headache after sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    A what? True story, bro. They’re called Exertion headaches. Painful as ****. Ruins the whole feeling of the orgasm.
    Fatty's too out of shape to exert anything.

    Poopsie sweats when he eats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SATAN View Post
    It only happens to homosexuals.
    10 4 patsy and jalopy do it nightly.. jalopy pounds patsy senseless

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