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    Quote Originally Posted by AlternativeAcc. View Post
    Whats the argument against him again?
    He is literally the man who wants to put a chip in your brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norcaliblunt View Post
    He is literally the man who wants to put a chip in your brain.
    It's obvious the human race is on the path to merge with technology in the coming decades. The chip in the brain is just a baby step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlternativeAcc. View Post
    It's obvious the human race is on the path to merge with technology in the coming decades. The chip in the brain is just a baby step.
    Not if we reject Luciferian technocratic overlords like Elon Musk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norcaliblunt View Post
    Not if we reject Luciferian technocratic overlords like Elon Musk.
    Nah, its just natural technological progression. Humans have been trying to live longer and make life more convenient since the dawn of time. There's no stopping the wave, you just gotta ride it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlternativeAcc. View Post
    Nah, its just natural technological progression. Humans have been trying to live longer and make life more convenient since the dawn of time. There's no stopping the wave, you just gotta ride it.
    Spoken like a true Luciferian. Enjoy being chipped by musk.

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    No one cares how much Tesla stock you own. Nueralink backfired inside the first patient's skull a couple days before you responded.
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    Calling AlternativeAcc., ArbitraryWater, warriorfan, jstern, Patrick Chewing

    https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyl...nt-participant

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    Is there any chance that paksat is an elonturd as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Off the Court View Post
    Calling AlternativeAcc., ArbitraryWater, warriorfan, jstern, Patrick Chewing

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    how much of your life do you spend googling weird stories about donald trump and elon musk?


    bro, you different.


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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan View Post
    how much of your life do you spend googling weird stories about donald trump and elon musk?


    bro, you different.

    Posting an article about Elon in an Elon thread isn't different, that's normal. Different would be staging your trashy coffee table with crack pipes and guns and then posting it in here

    Which is what makes you an ideal candidate for the brain chip. Your brain needs to be rewired, and Elon can help you maybe if he has a chip big enough to handle your issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Off the Court View Post
    Different would be staging your trashy coffee table with crack pipes and guns and then posting it in here

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    Tesla couldn’t even install pedals correctly on their cybertruck, who tf is stupid enough to actually trust them to cut open and chip their brain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan View Post
    how much of your life do you spend googling weird stories about donald trump and elon musk?


    bro, you different.

    You shouldn’t talk. You bitch about Biden on here more than anyone bitches about Trump. As far as Elon goes, this is the only thread afaik on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Off the Court View Post
    Posting an article about Elon in an Elon thread isn't different, that's normal. Different would be staging your trashy coffee table with crack pipes and guns and then posting it in here

    Which is what makes you an ideal candidate for the brain chip. Your brain needs to be rewired, and Elon can help you maybe if he has a chip big enough to handle your issues.
    keep googlin’ all day

    rent free

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    Quote Originally Posted by Off the Court View Post
    Posting an article about Elon in an Elon thread isn't different, that's normal. Different would be staging your trashy coffee table with crack pipes and guns and then posting it in here

    Which is what makes you an ideal candidate for the brain chip. Your brain needs to be rewired, and Elon can help you maybe if he has a chip big enough to handle your issues.

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