Full Court has written thousands of poems to Axe

[highwhey]

Stop being gay and following me around. Gay people are gross.

listen 4 hundo, you brought me up. keep my name out of your cawk sucking mouth.

[Axe]

what are you on about, 400 pounds?

[MrFonzworth]

what are you on about, 400 pounds?

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[Full Court]

Yo, OP. Here's another of my masterpieces. You'll LOVE it! You'll love it so much, in fact, that it's guaranteed to send you into a bitch fit.


Ode to Lebron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

[SouBeachTalents]

Yo, OP. Here's another of my masterpieces. You'll LOVE it! You'll love it so much, in fact, that it's guaranteed to send you into a bitch fit.


Ode to Lebron James

He came to the league with great expectations,
They dubbed him The Chosen One.
He gave himself the name King James,
His haters called him LeBum.

Athleticism carried him to great heights,
But he couldn't win a chip,
So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
And turned around and jumped ship.

He switched his number to twenty-three;
Like Mike he wanted to be.
But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
As it was plain to see.

His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
Good stats he got, but they mattered not
'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
'Til he found a brilliant solution.
He'd get his ring one way or another,
By tampering and collusion.

He won three finals and lost six more,
His fans forgave his losing.
"It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
He brought the Heat to their knees.
But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
Got injured by a stiff breeze.

Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
So his War Room came up with a plan.
If anybody can save the Lakers
Surely Russ Westbrick can.

"A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
But he said it a little too soon.
When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
But he never was quite the best,
He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
And sonned by Delonte West.

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

[Full Court]

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

Now why am I shocked that a Bronie fluffer such as yourself would go into a bitch fit over it?


Go ahead, cry it out.

[Lebron23]

Masterpiece??? it looks like it was written by a retard aka a Mongoloid aka a guy with a Down Syndrome

Hahahaha

[highwhey]

listen 4 hundo, you brought me up. keep my name out of your cawk sucking mouth.

this was a good joke. the picture was perfectly embedded. i wonder what axe is up to.

- jstern

[Lebron23]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1AqTHjL6Dv/ when you look like this guy. You can be insecure about LeBron. Full court looks he is retarded or, cross eyed at the same time.

[Full Court]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1AqTHjL6Dv/ when you look like this guy. You can be insecure about LeBron. Full court looks he is retarded or, cross eyed at the same time.

Full Court's so deep into this guy's tiny little brain that even his medication isn't working anymore.

Pathetic. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a sniveling little bitch. But as it is, he brings it upon himself.

[Lebron23]

Full Court's so deep into this guy's tiny little brain that even his medication isn't working anymore.

Pathetic. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a sniveling little bitch. But as it is, he brings it upon himself.

You are one crazy son of a bitch

[Full Court]

You are one crazy son of a bitch

Did you know that Lebron Ramone James Sr. has 45 choke jobs in the post season alone?

Since that's who you have as your AV, I wasn't sure if you were aware of that.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Stop being gay and following me around. Gay people are gross.

Gay people are not gross.

400lbs people like yourself are gross.

[Full Court]

Gay people are not gross.

400lbs people like yourself are gross.

I'll tell you what's gross.....




Axe's foul odor.







When Axe is near

He makes people gag

Because he smells worse

Than a colostomy bag




So true.

[Lebron23]

This guy is clearly a homosexual