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Feb. 11, 2003 |
52 Great Things about the All-Star Game
By D. Chip James
Editor's Note: Chip wrote this before the 2003 All-Star
game. It's being posted late - still a fun read.
In honor of this weekends 52nd NBA All-Star game,
here are the 52 greatest things about the worlds best professional leagues
mid-season classic:
52- No Denver Nuggets in the all-star game. Not one. (Sorry
Juwan)
51- Brad Miller winning the MVP
okay maybe not.
50- Manute Bol and Muggsy Bogues on the same team.
49- Yao Ming needing a breather two minutes in because
of the ridiculous pace
48- Shaq getting subbed in and taking control for the
West.
47- No dunking wheel. We hope.
46- Doug Christie and his ridiculous wife, I mean hand
motions, wont be at all involved.
45- The chance that everyones goat pick, Antoine
Walker, might knock off Peja in the 3-point shoot-out.
44- That T-t-t-tim Hardaway isnt helping TNT with
the broadcast.
43- 3 of the 4 dunk contest participants runnin
the fast break in the Rookie challenge.
42- The coach-off between Sir Charles Barkley and Kenny
Smith on Friday night.
41- Dirk Nowitzki having a legit shot at winning MVP
off the bench.
40- Dajuan Wagner and Jay Williams getting to play an
open court game on the same team
watch out Tony Parker and Jamaal Tinsley.
39- Brian McKnight taking Mark McGrath to the rack.
38- Throwback jerseys taking over Philips Arena.
37- Stephon Marbury vs. Jason Kidd.
36- Peja and Dirk on the same team.
35- Stevie Franchises handle.
34- Rick Adelman and Isaiah Thomas staying in their seats.
33- Ron Artests snub means the chances of someone
getting an arm (or leg) broken have decreased drastically.
32- Sue Bird crossing over Nelly, Tim McGraw and Ice Cube.
31- Sam Cassell once again insisting he got snubbed.
30- Taking a week off work so you can stand in line at
Club 112
for the entire 7 days.
29- Lisa Leslie erasing Frankie Munizs shots.
28- Yao Ming finally putting an end to Vlades complementary
reserve role out West.
27- Ben Wallace trying to break Dikembes rebound
record.
26- 5 guys starting Sunday night (KG, KB, Yao, T-Mac,
JO) never played college ball in the United States.
25- Four 40-inch verts in the dunk contest
a wide-open
race.
24- The possibility of Nique dunking on Magic.
23- The possibility of Magic breaking Niques
ankles.
22- Guys named Nene, Emanuel, Andrei and Gordon proving
their worth in the Rookie challenge
21- While guys named Dunleavy, Brown, Haywood and Curry
sit and watch.
20- Kobe gets to shine without worrying about the ignorant
fans from Philly.
19- Amare Stoudemire dunking all over Tyson Chandler in
the Rookie challenge.
18- Jamal Mashburn and Shawn Marion
well deserved.
17- Lakers/Celtics clash. Paul Pierce matching up with
Kobe Bryant at some point.
16- T-Mac going glass, part 2?
15- Karl Malone Gone fishin.
14- The Iverson vs. Francis match up.
13- No 2-Ball!
12- Mark Cuban paying for a highway banner seen by drivers
on their way into Atlanta reading, Wheres Fin?
11- Knowing that if Isaiah tries to hate on Jordan, all
of ATL will jump him at halftime.
10- Kevin Garnett getting his yearly dosage of knowing
how Webber, Dirk, Rasheed, Malone and Duncan feel actually having good players
around them.
09- The possibility of a LeBron sighting.
08- Having a group that could start (and win) the game
Shaq, Dirk, Nash, Marbury and Marion come off the West bench.
07- The Jordan vs. Bryant match up.
06- Scrapers like Steve Nash and Ben Wallace.
05- Vince and his hops trying to prove that he belongs.
Hes got a lot of work to do.
04- The McGrady vs. Bryant match up.
03- All those voters who chose Yao Ming over the one of
the 5 most dominant players of all time to start in the game realizing why the
man has 3 titles in the last 3 years.
02- Jermaine ONeal, Antoine Walker and Tracy McGrady
hosting the families of 3 U.S. troops for the weekend.
#1- Whats love? Love is playing every all-star game
like its your last. Go MJ.
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